Thursday, November 12, 2009

An Almost Friday Funny

Two rednecks walk into a bar. While enjoying a shot of whiskey,
they talkabout their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough and sputter. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress.

One of the rednecks looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The redeck walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with
his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
0bstruction flies from her throat and out of her mouth. As she begins to
breathe again, the redneck walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver,' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it."